Ashley Qualls and her site Whateverlife.com have made literally millions off of the service people call Myspace. Anyone, anyone? Yep. Myspace is dangerous, and the service might just be the most stupidest thing when it comes to protection.
A pigeon was given to a lady 10 years ago. On Father’s day, the bird flew back to it’s original owner. That’s like an orphan revisiting his biological parents after ten years. Not really. Ugh.
A New Jersey 52-year old is being accused of stealing $30,000 in quarters from the parking meters. He was supposed to turn all the coins in to a certain building, but instead, he turned it into his bank account for a majority of 2006. He got owned. I wouldn’t steal ALL of it, I’d steal maybe 25% of everything I get. Just to be safe.
The Mega Millions jackpot totaled $57 million, and it was won by a criminal. He pleaded guilty to two charges of breaking and entering over 20 years ago. He took the pre-tax $34 million and will now quit his jobs, have some fun, and possibly break into more houses with high-tech equipment. Isn’t this promoting breaking and entering? Of course not. It’s the Mega Millions.
A strawberry farmer has now discontinued his 40-year old tradition of a "pick your own". He found a family who brought cream with them so they could dip the strawberries in and eat them while hunting for more. Like…seriously? It’s not that hard to find some strawberries. Ya don’t have to go and steal from a farmer. Poor guy.
G4’s new show called Hurl! makes people eat and throw up. Whoever barfs last will win. Why not make them just eat and whoever poops it out last wins. That seems a tad bit more fun. Is G4 really out of ideas and they have to resort to this?
Cindy McCain! Yeah she copied a classic Hershey’s recipe when submitting against Michelle Obama. I believe Obama wins here. Maybe this is a precursory sign against McCain in the general election. Eh, who knows.
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In Norway, a woman with huge hair tried to smuggled a bag of cocaine. What else is there to say? Customs = smart.
A 12-year old girl in Canada got grounded (owned) by her parents after getting on sites like MySpace even after they banned them. The girl went to court. She stole the American way! How dare she! Anyway, the Justice overruled the harsh punishment, but the lawyer is trying to appeal it.
What..the…heck.
Ok so a plane lands in Denver and everything looks fine from the outside. On the inside, you’ll find a smoking woman and a flight attendant who got punched. The 35-year old lady attacked the flight attendant and can get up to 20 years behind bars and up to $250,000. Facepalm. But hey, it’s JetBlue. Who wouldn’t do such a thing?
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